Look yeah, I’m gonna dive into the article proper but first:
First, mate, we gotta talk about this clickbait habit of yours.
I don’t wanna drop an intervention on yo, but look, just for the love of god stop clicking on these clickbait articles like this.
It really has to stop, mate.
Why did you even click on this article? Dude, did you not even read it? And if you did even read it, mate your history knowledge is whack.
Homie, Abraham Lincoln died 150-odd years before we set up shop!
What’s more… My friend… He died a good few decades before the medium of film was even properly invented.
Like I say, sort yourself out. Mate. Please mate.
Ever think that this whole marketing thing has gone a little too far? Like business owners and marketers will do anything to draw attention to the product or service they provide. Stop at nothing to get their marketing messaging out there? Up to and including brazenly bastardising a series of quotes from various historical greats and putting them in an article with a frankly, ridiculous headline?
Who would do that?
A sick, sick person would do that, that’s who.
And, whoever they are, god help them I feel sorry for them 😉
Here’s 19 historical figures telling you how good we are (and oh, if you want some actual real life testimonials – head over here and play our ‘reel innit)